FUNNY SAYINGS FOR GETTING DRUNK FULL
FUNNY SAYINGS FOR GETTING DRUNK FREE

Catherine ZandonellaĬandy is dandy but liquor is quicker. Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time. There comes a time in every woman’s life when the only thing that helps is a glass of Champagne. What contemptible scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch? W. One reason that I don’t drink is that I want to know when I’m having a good time. I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go for a week without a drink. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. Work is the curse of the drinking classes. Reader Christian, England, adds: Balearicsed.A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her. Reader Al Peterson, US, adds: Oblonctorated Reader Graham, UK, adds: Jober as a Sudge Reader Rebecca, Essex, adds: Getting absolutely Moulin Rouged. Binky adds: Didn't Montgomery Burns refer once to being crapulent? Reader Helen Craven adds: As heard on Call My Bluff many years ago, and not forgotten - 'Muckibus'. No idea where it comes from, but we used to use that word in Belfast. Reader Will Backhouse adds: Phalanxed has to be an all time classic 'Driving the big truck home' (Danish - Imagine extending your arms to encompass a truck-sized steering wheel and holding your head over the resulting hole) and vomiting? The classic English expressions are I suppose 'Calling God on the great white telephone' (Oh Goooooooooooowwwwwwwwddddddd!), 'Producing a pavement pizza' etc.īut perhaps the most interesting are those translated from other languages such as Reader Tim Cooper adds: Might I suggest a similar compendium of terms describing the final step in the drinking process - i.e. Reader Stephen Dorff adds: 'Had a couple of shickers' is interesting, as 'shicker' is an old Yiddish word for 'drunk'(either adjective, adverb or noun)

FUNNY SAYINGS FOR GETTING DRUNK FULL

Reader Leon, Wales, adds: Full of Loud Mouth Soup Reader Tony Gerstel adds: Tired and emotional Lutoned, Schnooked (American, Buttoned, Kippered Reader Brendan Barrett adds: Floothered (West of Ireland) Reader Alex from Australia adds: Got my wobbly boots on, Having a close look at the footpath, Predicting earthquakes. Reader Iain from Scotland adds: Troattered and Muntit Reader Laura McMahon adds: Ming mong (Falkirk) And I thought the Inuit were clever to have several words for snow. Thank you for expanding my vocabularly on a very important subject. Reader Monica from LA adds: I am from Yorkshire - we use a phrase for drunk - 'ganted'. If you don't know when you've had enough, you can submit more euphemisms using the form below. Warped, Wasted, Wellied, With the fairies, Wrecked Tanked, Tashered, Tipsy, Trashed, Trollied, Troubled, Trousered, Twisted Saying hello to Mr Armitage, Scattered, Schindlers, Screwed, Scuttered (Dublin), Shedded, Slaughtered, Sloshed, Smashed, Snatered (Ireland), Snobbled (Wales), Sozzled, Spangled, Spannered, Spiffed, Spongelled, Squiffy, Steamin, Steampigged, Stocious, Stonkin Rat-legged (Stockport), Ratted, Ravaged, Razzled, Reek-ho, Rendered, Rosy glow, Rubbered, Ruined Paggered, Palintoshed, Paraletic, Peelywally, Peevied, Pickled, Pie-eyed, Pished, Plastered, Poleaxed, Pollatic Off me pickle, Off me trolley, On a campaign, Out of it, Out yer tree

Newcastled, Nicely irrigated with horizontal lubricant Mad wey it, Mandoo-ed, Mangled, Manky, Mashed, Meff'd, Merl Haggard, Merry, Minced, Ming-ho, Minging, Moired, Monged, Monkey-full, Mottled, Mullered larrupt, Lashed, Leathered, Legless, Liquored up (South Carolina), Locked, Locked out of your mind (Ireland), Loo la

Lagged up, Lamped, Langered (Ireland), Laroped, or alt. Jahalered, Jaiked up (West of Scotland), Jan'd - abbrev for Jan Hammered, Jaxied, Jeremied, Jolly Had a couple of shickers, Hammer-blowed, Hammered, Hanging, Having the whirlygigs, Howling Gatted, Goosed, Got my beer goggles on, Guttered (Inverness) Potentially offensive words have been weeded out.īadgered, Banjaxed, Battered, Befuggered, Bernard Langered, Bladdered, Blasted, Blathered, Bleezin, Blitzed, Blootered, Blottoed, Bluttered, Boogaloo, Brahms & Liszt, Buckled, Burlinĭecimated, Dot Cottoned, Druck-steaming, Drunk as a Lord, Drunk as a skunkįecked, Fleemered (Germany), Four to the floor Place names in brackets indicate a particular local usage.

FUNNY SAYINGS FOR GETTING DRUNK FREE

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Now as part of our ongoing mission to reflect the diversity of the English language, here is a glossary of 141 euphemisms for just being drunk, suggested by the audience of For three years the E-cyclopedia has been charting the use and abuse of particular words behind the news headlines.

Funny sayings for getting drunk